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30 Rock, "Nothing Left to Lose" (6.16)
- Jack: This was the biggest waste of time since NBC's Diversity Writing program. That was a good idea, but all our actors are so white.
- Jenna: Slap it to me, Daddy-o.
Jacky and I know how we feel. We don’t have to say it out loud like a couple of gays getting married in jean shorts in Provincetown!
—Colleen Donaghy, “Meet the Woggles”, 30 Rock
Bradley never graduated from Syracuse. He’s four credits shy of his degree in Bro studies.
“It’s after six, what am I, a farmer?”
Quite possibly, the best line of 30 Rock.
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Tom: I couldn’t believe you were actually going to play bridge. It’s such a cliché of bourgeois life.
Nick: That’s exactly why I play. I don’t enjoy it one bit.
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-Metropolitan (1990)
Talk about dialectics!
Confession: Nick Smith and Jack Donaghy are life idols for me: Liz: Why are you wearing a tux? Jack: It’s after six. What am I, a farmer?