30 Rock, "Nothing Left to Lose" (6.16)
- Jack: This was the biggest waste of time since NBC's Diversity Writing program. That was a good idea, but all our actors are so white.
- Jenna: Slap it to me, Daddy-o.
Jacky and I know how we feel. We don’t have to say it out loud like a couple of gays getting married in jean shorts in Provincetown!
—Colleen Donaghy, “Meet the Woggles”, 30 Rock
Tom: I couldn’t believe you were actually going to play bridge. It’s such a cliché of bourgeois life.
Nick: That’s exactly why I play. I don’t enjoy it one bit.
Talk about dialectics!
Confession: Nick Smith and Jack Donaghy are life idols for me: Liz: Why are you wearing a tux? Jack: It’s after six. What am I, a farmer?